Things That Go Bump in the Night

Anyone who ever visited me in Palmdale knows that my husband can snore with cartoon-proportions! (Insert a pic of Donald Duck snoring and the curtains are alternately being sucked down on his face and rapidly propelled away accompanied by a decibel level to shake the foundation!) But all of that ended when he finally started using his CPAP machine just before we moved to Utah! Yay, we could finally share the same bedroom again!

But that doesn't mean that sleeping in the same room with him is always a peaceful experience. Now his CPAP machine will occasionally blow loud raspberries that wake me up. But not to worry! I always keep Mack's Earplugs handy. (their advertising proclaims: Mack's Earplugs saved my marriage!... and I wasn't the one who submitted it either!)

Last night was one of those raspberry nights so I yoinked my earplug off of my nightstand and went to sleep. I frequently take it out later in the night... but I couldn't believe where I found it this morning when I made the bed!



I ask you... WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?